Make Me Rich Cheese Farm

The name alone stops you in your tracks - Make Me Rich Cheese Farm near Morpeth is one of those places that sounds like a wind-up until you actually find it. This working cheese farm sits in proper Northumberland countryside and does exactly what it says on the tin: makes cheese, and sells it to visitors who know where to look.

It's a genuine working operation, not a tourist attraction pretending to be one. You'll see the farm in action if you time it right, watch how they turn milk into their own cheeses, and taste the results in their shop. The staff actually know their product because they make it - that matters when you're forking out for artisan cheese.

Best for food enthusiasts rather than families after a day out. Kids might find it slow if they're after rides and activities, though anyone interested in how food is actually made will get something from it. Allow an hour tops, longer if you're the type to chat with staff about aging and texture.

Location-wise, it's a short drive from Morpeth, which makes it a solid addition to a broader Northumberland break rather than a standalone destination. Pair it with Tranwell Farm Holidays nearby if you're staying a few days - give yourself time to explore the wider area's markets and food producers rather than viewing this as the main event.

Check ahead for opening times and what's available before you drive out there. Cheese farm stock changes with seasons.