Aqua Splash Inflatable Assault course

Giant inflatable obstacles dominating a field near Sawbridgeworth - that's Aqua Splash Inflatable Assault Course in a nutshell. You're tackling a proper bouncy obstacle course, the kind that looks ridiculous in photos and feels absolutely knackering in person. Think oversized inflatables to climb over, slide under, and generally hurl yourself through while trying not to look completely daft.

This is squarely aimed at families with kids old enough to handle themselves on an inflatable - probably ages six and up, though the braver younger ones might manage it. Adults get a decent laugh out of it too, even if your knees remind you of it the next day. The appeal is straightforward: it's physical, it's fun, and nobody's pretending it's culturally significant.

You'll want to allow a couple of hours, though honestly most people are gassed after an hour of proper effort. Weather dependent, obviously - mud and inflatables don't mix brilliantly. Summer school holidays will be rammed; aim for quieter weeks if you can.

If you're based at The Wild Retreat at Redricks Lake just up the road, this makes an easy morning or afternoon diversion. It's the sort of thing that breaks up a caravan park stay nicely - gives the kids something to burn energy on without requiring a car journey. Not a day trip on its own, but a solid backup plan when the weather's decent and the cabin fever sets in.